Another Monday, another fabulous week of purchasing madness…
This weekend I had the opportunity of attending a wedding in the beautiful town of Lakeport, CA. About 3/4 through our scenic drive up I5, I turned to Sarah with a stunning realization: I had left my dress shoes at home. Usually, this wouldn’t be much of a problem–find the nearest mall and buy some reasonable shoes. Unfortunately for me, the nearest mall was… I don’t know… not near.
Luckily, I found a nice store in downtown Lakeport and picked up these sweet babies: the DVS Francisco black corduroy slipper. Here’s what makes this the hottest wedding shoe of 2007:
-It’s the only shoe that garners remarks like, “wow, Luke, I think it’s awesome that you’d wear THOSE shoes to a wedding!”
-No tread = superior moonwalking skills on any surface.
-No tread = lots of falling on stairs = entertainment for your friends.
-Thick, industrial-grade corduroy ensures that your feet will sweat like a Russian bathhouse.
-And of course, the greatest reason is that they’re not dress shoes.
So, please, do yourself a favor and buy these amazing kicks.