News


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Feb 11

Robonaut 2

Why didn’t anyone tell me a humanoid robot named Robonaut 2 was flying into space today?  It seems too good to be true.

Robonaut 2 prepares to fight space pirates.


Robotnaut promises to watch over Earth after destorying humanity.

Robonaut 2 realizes he can't get AT&T coverage in space.



3
Sep 09

Newsworthy

I went to a concert.  And wrote a few sentences about it.  And got put in the local newspaper for doing it.  I know.  You should all be proud.

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Read the full article here and my full review here.


28
Apr 08

Tax Stimulus Rebate

I caught a few minutes of Good Morning America today… they were discussing the tax rebates coming with Bush’s economic stimulus package.  Some crazy things:

  • The man on the street had no idea what they’d spend the rebate on: “Ummmm… I guess I’d just invest it… in home improvements.”
  • The average American family has over $8,000 in credit card debt.  No real surprise there, but still…
  • Over 70% of US GDP comes from consumer spending.  That means over 2/3rds of what we make is just made to be sold right back to us.  That’s why you have commercial breaks.

15
Apr 08

Reading The News

I get a kick out of our local newspaper. Some of the articles are just so poorly written:

  • Spacewalk on despite robot troubles–I just can’t read that without imagining giant robots attacking the space station.
  • Hanford fire volunteer arrested for string of arsons–I’m assuming they get paid a fee per fire? Or maybe he was just bored?
  • Fire destroys Dunlap home; cat a hero–Cats cannot be heroes. It was probably just hungry.
  • Astronauts test repair goo in spacewalk–Are you serious? “Repair goo?” Is that what NASA calls it? Probably.
  • Officers disrupt cockfight south of Fresno–Welcome to Fresno.
  • Stingray feedings resume after weekend incident–“Public feeding of the stingrays in the Fresno Chaffee Zoo’s exhibit resumed today after one of the rays sucked a little girl’s arm into its mouth Saturday.”
  • Chaffee monkey escapes but stays close to home–It’s been a bad couple of months for the zoo… I can’t wait to go with Sarah’s first graders!

7
Apr 08

So Small!

The world’s smallest girl.

This makes me think of someone Tim and I know.


30
Oct 07

When it rains it pours…

I wanted to share an excerpt from our local newspaper today:

Surprise thunderstorms checker-boarded the Valley and foothills briefly but furiously Monday evening, wreaking soggy havoc… Coffee-drinkers were unable to get out of a flooded Starbucks parking lot in north Fresno.

Sarah and I went grocery shopping in the midst of the downpour (which really wasn’t very wet on our side of town) and couldn’t help but laugh at how freaked out we get about things we aren’t used to.  I can only imagine what people who live in places where they have real storms would think to hear the frantic weather warnings on KISS Country or to watch as uber-chic Fresnans stall their CLKs in 3 foot deep puddles.

That said, I stood outside and watched the lightening like a little boy for 30 minutes.  It was incredible.


10
Oct 07

Don’t mess with Israel…

From the Jerusalem Post:

The Security Cabinet on Wednesday approved a new Israeli-made system for the protection of civilian aircraft against missile attacks

The development of the new defense system will begin at the start of 2008. The system will also significantly reduce the risk of infiltration into Israeli airspace by hijacked or unidentified aircraft.

The decision followed Intelligence reports of international terror organizations’ plans to target Israeli aircraft and assessments that missiles were becoming more advanced and more readily available to terror groups, Israel Radio reported…

…Israel will thereby become the first country in the world to install defense systems in all its civilian aircraft.

Brothas don’t mess around.


17
Sep 07

Vote 756…

Everyone go and vote for the fate of Barry Bond’s record-breaking baseball. Designer Marc Ecko bought the ball for a measely $752K and is now putting its fate in the hands of the public. I think you’ll enjoy the options.

Vote here.


7
Sep 07

Earth observatory…

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The Central Valley is covered in smoke today.  It’s crazy… Like Pucallpa, Peru crazy.  I’m used to smog hanging over Fresno, but this smoke is heavy and low, almost like fog.  It does bring back wonderful campfire memories though…

Anyway, the reason for this post is to let you know about a cool website a coworker found.  NASA’s Earth Observatory website is chock-full of cool satellite pictures of current natural events.  My favorite feature in the Natural Hazards page.  This lets you view meteorological events worldwide.  Interesting stuff!


11
Jul 07

Dental fun…

This morning I’m headed into Dr. Takeda’s office for some endodontic therapy. Although I’m not too happy about the root canal procedure, I’ve heard that they’ve taken alot of the pain out of the process. Honestly, anything is worth it to stop the toothache….

Playlist for the day:
-”Hurts So Good”
-”Hit Me With Your Best Shot”
-”15 Miles on the Eire Canal”
-”Crown [Me] With Many Crowns”